In my previous list, the Top 5 Worst Designs in Gundam, I stayed true to my aim to diversify and actually avoided making it a list with 5 gundams from G Gundam. Still, the three on the list were not enough to show just how bad some of these designs were. G Gundam was all about an international Gundam fighting tournament, and each country had a Gundam to represent its nation. Why in the world would some of these countries design something that completely sucks the dignity out of their culture? Some of them must've just done it for the lulz. Anyway, here are 5 more terrible designs. Prepare for the worst.
5. Matador Gundam
My god, I never would have thought they would make the Spanish Gundam a BULL. Seriously though, this thing looks ridiculous. Is that supposed to be initimidating? A giant bull's head for a torso? And what's with the nose ring? "Here! Drag me all over the floor with this!" Retarded.
4. Tequila Gundam
The Tequila Gundam is Neo Mexico's entry into the Gundam Fight. In case people wouldn't realize that it's Mexico's Gundam, they designed it with a sombrero, a funky mustache, and all the colors of dry ol' Mexico. They may as well have just gotten a racial stereotype stick and beat us half to death with it. With blood running down our nose and our bones broken in 21 different places, we'll finally realize that: "OOOH, it's MEXICAN". And Tequila?! Really? REALLY guys? That's so immature.
Oh, and the pilot's name is Chico. CHICO. BECAUSE HE'S MEXICAN. GET IT?
3. Zebra Gundam
Well fuck me if this isn't racist. An African tribesman from Neo-Kenya? Is that all that's there? Tribesmen? You guys built a god damn GIANT ROBOT and all you could do was make it in the shape of an animal hunter? The other guys have hadoukens and guns, but Kenya seemed to be content with just a spear and shield. And what's with the zebra skin? Is it normal to hunt zebra and wear their skin? Oh wait, it's stereotyping~ yaay~
2. Skull Gundam
This is what Bigfoot would look like if it were a Gundam...and if it were undead...and if it played football...and if it had a huge stupid looking skull for a torso. Actually, you can pretty much replace Bigfoot with anything else and it would still produce that piece of crap you see above. I just...its...no, no. Not again. FUCK this Gundam.
1. Nether Gundam
The Nether Gundam is last in the line of absurd racial stereotypes. This one represents Holland, and what is Holland known for? Windmills! So we should make a Gundam with a huge windmill in front of it, right? No you fucking idiot, no you SHOULDN'T. Unfortunately, that's exactly what it is. It's a Gundam with a huge windmill on its chest. And guess what its special ability is...no don't guess, I want to scream it at you. TURNING INTO A FUCKING WINDMILL. THAT'S IT.
It's so retarded that it just pretends to be a windmill to avoid fighting and eventually loses all its fights when it can't hide anymore. When the time comes for the world to unite to fight the Devil Gundam, Holland doesn't design a new, more powerful Gundam to aid them in the battle. No. Not realizing that their Gundam is epic scale gay, they MASS PRODUCE IT. Because 1 windmill asshole isn't enough, they make 39 of them, possibly just for laughs. Now, whenever I see a windmill, I will shout obscenities at it. Thanks a lot, Nether Gundam.
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