Monday, August 10, 2009

Top 5 Worst Designs in Gundam


It sounds weird saying Top 5 WORST, but...whatever. Straying away from the best of the best, I present to you the ugliest mech designs in any Gundam series. This includes mobile suits, mobile armor, battleships, Gundams, and everything else. These are my opinions so if you happen to like some of the designs, well you can go to hell and take your awful taste with you.


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5.  Zakrello
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I present to you the Zakrello, a mobile armor from the original Mobile Suit Gundam. It was supposed to be an experimental mobile armor that emphasizes speed and firepower, but it ended up looking like an evil mechanized Kermit the Frog. It also seems to have two inflated condoms for thrusters, and completely useless blades for arms. A 3rd grader could have sketched this up in art class.


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4. Zogok
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And this is the Zogok from Gundam ZZ. This thing looks like Quasi-modo with a huge black diaper. The blades on its head are supposed to be its main weapons (they shoot out), but it looks more like a gay slicked back hair style. Too bad it never saw any action, it would've turned a few heads with its appearance and gotten a head start to destroy its enemies with its hair cut. And see how its arms are uneven? They stretch in and out to attack. Really? For god sakes...


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3. Mandala Gundam
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My god it's a jack-in-the-box on a bell. You don't know how hard it was for me to add mobile suits from OTHER Gundam series on this list. I could've just had 5 Gundams from G Gundam on this list but I'm all about diversity when its comes to these things so...yeah, I only added 3. Look at this thing. It's a big stupid bell, and its body and arms are made of goofy red balls. And what is that around its face, a scarf? Does the Gundam have a cold?


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2.  Jester Gundam
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I used to be afraid of clowns, but come on, this thing is hilarious. The only thing Gundam about this jackass is the face, and its even wearing a silly hat just to be an asshole about it. The rest of it is made out of corny gag toys, and its legs make it look like some sort of hooker. Everything about this Gundam is basically a big joke. At least it seems to be able to hula-hoop pretty well, possibly to hide the fact that it's all sorts of awful.


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1. Mermaid Gundam
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And fina...lly...it's...a...a fucking...fish...and...
.................what.................

....whatever, fuck this. Fuck this Gundam.


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13 comments:

  1. LOL
    C'mon, I somewhat agree with all of them, but Mermaid and Mandala Gundam sorta redeemed themselves with what they did in the series.

    The episode revolving around Mermaid Gundam is a fav of mine and the fight between it and my favorite Gundam in G, Dragon Gundam was just Awesome.

    The fight with Burning Gundam and Mandala Gundam was Great too, but what it did in the final battle with the Dark Gundam was just Epic.

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  2. "And finally... IS A FUCKING FISH" hahahahaha

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  3. G-gundam mechas have looks that are beyond ridiculous, I can't stop laughing

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  4. I fully agree with the G Gundam Designs however you might need to reconsider the Zogok, it's design looks bad yes, but that initial design triumphed over many federation mobile suits, especially during the raid on Torrington Base in 0096, Albiet it was beaten down by the Byalant Custom, it was never destroyed...

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    1. I did consider that it wasn't entirely a lost cause, but I was trying to focus on aesthetics more than anything.

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  5. I thought Nether Gundam was pretty absurd too. Fucking Windmill.

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  6. Just in from Gundam Age: Gurdolin (aka space lemon!)

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  7. GAT-X303 Aegis
    ZGMF-X09A Justice
    ZGMF-X23S Saviour
    ZGMF-X19A Infinite Justice

    they all rip off of char and have retarded looking horns.

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    1. I actually like the Infinite Justice design. Though I must say, it looks better in gunpla form. HG and MG 1/100 models look amazing.

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  8. Hmmm ... I guess Zogok is not so bad. In Unicorn series it looked badass before Byarlant custom showed up. In my opinion, Zock is worse than Zogok.

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  9. Hmmm running out of diversity for shitty designs?
    Let me introduce to you the Guntank I. WHAT"S THE POINT of a gundam upper torso mounted with guns, sitting on tracks? A bigger tank or artillery can do the job better. And I find it ugly as hell.
    Oh and many (or all) of Vagan's designs in AGE. I find it overly organic.

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  10. Zogok is pretty good actually. Just my own thoughts though. But it's probably because I saw someone made a Zogok kit that looks amazing

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